Because I really don't want people to get the wrong idea.
In 2001, I recorded a couple trumpet tracks with my friend's band, SiMent. Four years after the release, the band played at Toad's Place in New Haven and they asked me to play with them. That's right, not only do I photograph bands, I've been on stage with one! It was a crazy experience. I couldn't see a thing because the stage lights were so bright and I was completely nervous, but I would do it over again in a heart beat.
I just squirm a little when you search for my name and a video from YouTube pops up named Porn Star.
Here's the video. The brass takes the stage, unannounced about three minutes in, to a roar from the crowd. Pretty darn cool.
So there you have it: Audra Napolitano, Porn Star.