Internet, I give you: Shirtless Old Guy That Walks Laps Around My Office Building
He's on a completely random schedule that only he knows. He walks around the office building parking lot for about a half an hour, his white socks standing proudly. Sometimes he wears a hat. Sometimes he does not. He is not an employee in any of the offices in the five story building in Shelton, Connecticut. He is always without a shirt.
Some people would choose the safety of an air conditioned mall for their daily exercise. Not Shirtless Old Guy, no!
Once again, here he is, in all his shirtless, majestic glory.
Internet, the ball is now in your court.